Let's take a look around listing photos from Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket to find examples of the strangest, the weirdest and the most terrible of them all. Come across one that we missed? Hit the anonymous tipline!
Behold, the master
No, don't clean up! The Viagra clock's four-hour warning bell sounded, you should have been in the emergency room like five minutes ago.
If they're serving potatoes at the open house, consider yourself warned.
"Follow the footpath to the lake for fishing kayaking, & swimming." Yes, that's an actual triple-dog-dare from the brokerbabble to jump in the muck.
Outdoor shower close-ups are the next thing in listing photos and this broker is on it.
· This Week in Strange, Weird & Terrible Listing Photos Archive [Curbed Cape Cod]