Variety is reporting that golf man Tiger Woods is selling his amazing private island off the coast of Sweden—only, oh, five years after news of his long, long string of mistresses nuked his marriage to Elin Nordegren, a Swedish former model and daughter of a former minister of migration for Sweden. The asking price, unfortunately, is hush-hush, though the other listing details for the 62 acres near Stockholm are plum: beyond its "tasteful" main residence, the island boasts "untouched woods," a private harbor, "lush parks, open fields, striking lake views," a landing strip and, of course, six tee-off areas.
As far as buildings go, the sale includes a villa, a hunting lodge, and stables. About 100 meters from said villa is a protected bay and a 50-meter quay that "provides plenty of space for your own and your friends' boats." How accommodating!