Whether it was the drugs he had already ingested or an innate sense of morality (It was the drugs), a Snowmass man decided honesty was the best policy when an Aspen police officer asked if the white substance up his nose was cocaine. The officer, according to the Aspen Times, actually shined a flashlight up 34-year-old Eliphalet Ford's nose before asking the question — just to be sure. "Of course I have cocaine up my nose," Ford reportedly told the officer. "It's Aspen."