While the listing for this West Barnstable property doesn't actually let us in the front door, we like to imagine the 1969 raised ranch is filled with shag wall-to-wall carpet, lava lamps, and a laminate orange and brown kitchen. According to the brokerbabble, the 3BR, 2BA contemporary "is in need of some TLC," which explains why there are no strange, weird, or terrible interior listing photos. Set on 1.1 acres and "nestled in cranberry bogs," the rad pad is yours for $389,000.
· Listing: 333 Parker Road, West Barnstable [Zillow]