Ozzy Osbourne is headed to The Alamo today to apologize for peeing on a statue there in 1982, for a segment in his new History Channel where he travels around with his son, Jack, visiting different
places that has peed historic places. (He has also donated $10,000 to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas in the past, which seems like a more authentic apology.) This should be a lesson for all the kids out there: defile a national landmark, and it could pay dividends three decades later.
· Ozzy Osbourne stops at Texas Capitol on way to make Alamo apology [Austin Statesman]