Where to even begin with this Long Beach, California house, currently on the market for $1.325 million? Here's a sentence from the listing: "Custom upgrades include a royal decor of marble, onyx, granite, mosaics, medallions, corbels, crystal, Venetian plaster, plush imported carpets and many hardwoods." That's pretty descriptive. Here's another: "This classical inspired home includes too many upgrades to list." That is, perhaps, even more so. If a picture is word a thousand words and this listing includes at least two dozens pictures worthy of description, then it's safe to say that this place really does defy descriptions.
· Long Beach,California [Sotheby's]