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Meet the Unintended Stars of Cape Cod Listing Photos

Let's take a look around listing photos from Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket to find examples of the strangest, the weirdest and the most terrible of them all. Come across one that we missed? Hit the anonymous tipline!

As every Craigslist posting real estate agent knows, a photo taken from the top of the stairs, combined with a lil' bit of sunshine and a studious man at a table is the trifecta of rental listings. Hello, commission!

According to the brokerbabble for this Provincetown spread once owned by artist Charles Hawthorne, "The extensive garden stretching all the way to Bradford St was the site of many a lavish parties by the late owner during his tenure as president of the Art Association." Now, there's just some kid skipping around.

Asking $3,675,000, this tricked-out Barnstable property has a meditation room, media room, greenhouse, billiard room, and a lady on the patio.

This listing is on Flying Cloud Circle, of course.

Ahh, Sandwich. Where the smell of the marsh meets the sound of the real estate agent's flip phone taking a random photo of two kayakers.

In PTown, "You got to strut like you mean it." (Cheetah Girls shout-out.)

This place in Harwich is wild.
· This Week in Strange, Weird & Terrible Listing Photos Archive [Curbed Cape Cod]