Brace, Nantucket has a new absurdly expensive listing and it's right next door to the Kerry-Heinz summer home on uber-pricey Brant Point. Although the hefty $28,500,000 ask makes this the island's second most expensive offering, a buyer will no doubt save a couple bucks on alarm fees with Secretary of State John Kerry's bevy of Diplomatic Security agents within sugar-borrowing distance. Nevertheless, the .71 acre waterfront property at 3 Hulbert Avenue consists of a six bedroom, 1920s main house with an elevator, roof walk, plenty of porches, and decks galore. Per the brokerbabble, the stunningly gorgeous "views of the harbor channel from most all rooms creates an ever changing harborscape." In addition, there's a separate one bedroom apartment over the two-car garage, a beach that's just a few grains of sand from Brant Point Light, and boat mooring "at your doorstep."
· Listing: 3 Hulbert Avenue, Nantucket [Killen Real Estate]