New York-based Rapid Realty, best known for paying employees to tattoo the company logo on their bodies and also for being shady as hell, may have intended to announce that they were going to hire ex-military heroes, with an "e," but instead they announced that they are going to hire heros without the "e," otherwise known as large sandwiches. And now that the ad is out there, they're locked in. They have no choice but to find some hardworking hoagies, tattoo them up, and put them to work pushing rentals. It certainly won't be the worst hire they've ever made.
· Rapid Realty [official]