Somebody, or possibly even multiple somebodies, has been going around Portland throwing dildos over power lines. (The technique, as you can see from the pictures, is to tie two dildos together with a length of string wrapped around the base of each shaft.) In most cities this would probably be a bigger deal, but it basically sounds like the kind of thing that would happen in Portland. So, in case you were wondering if Portland is still out there doing Portland-ish things, yup, it is.
· Unidentified Dong Dangler Drapes Hundreds of Dildos Around Portland [Gawker]