Go find out just how kind the he's and she's of this mankind are.
— Airbnb (@Airbnb) July 14, 2015
Yesterday, the official Twitter account of apartment-sharing website decided, for reasons unknown, to get incredibly creepy and compose a series of tweets, as Upworthy writer Parker Molloy put it, in the style of "instructions an ax murderer would write himself." So, in case you forgot that it's very weird and potentially unsettling to let a stranger stay in your house, don't worry, the company that directly profits from people being willing to do that is here to remind you.
Sleep in their beds, so you may know their dreams.
— Airbnb (@Airbnb) July 14, 2015
Sit at their tables, so you can know their tastes.
— Airbnb (@Airbnb) July 14, 2015
Go look through their windows, so you can understand their views.
— Airbnb (@Airbnb) July 14, 2015
Are we good? Go see.
— Airbnb (@Airbnb) July 14, 2015
Wait, are we? You tell us.