You could have a hell of a murder mystery in this stately mansion in Los Angeles' Venice neighborhood. The Victorian, just a block from the Boardwalk, was built back in 1907 and comes with two bedrooms, two and three-quarter bathrooms, a copper-ceilinged kitchen, front yard, back patio, a garage with an "in-ground car turntable so you never have to back out of your driveway" (!!), and "a secret bonus room hidden behind a built-in bookcase" (!!!!). The butler is definitely going to hide the murder weapon in that secret room before he escapes via the garage where he doesn't even have to take the time to back out. The perfect crime! Asking price is $1.699 million.