Jean-Claude Van Damme is kicking (?) his Marina del Rey house to the curb, because he's a martial artist, you know? Kicking. The house is totally bonkers, with lots of windows overlooking the marina, theater, wine cellar, gym, and elevator, plus six bedrooms (all suites), and two and three-quarters more bathrooms, a giant terrace, and a roofdeck with pool. Also from the listing, we learn that JCVD enjoys religious art and is apparently always watching Avatar. He bought the place in 2012 for $6 million and is now selling it for $9.999 million.