Like the Simpsons kitchen from earlier this week, this is one of those things that you never wanted, only because the idea had never occurred to you that it could exist. Craftsman Tez Gelmir made a rocking horse in the form of a Speeder Bike from Stars Wars for his one-year-old daughter, and, because he's apparently a literal saint, he put the instructions for how to make your own on the internet.
Buuuuut it looks pretty complicated...so maybe we'll just keep looking at the pictures.
· "Star Wars" Rocking Horse for Daughter's 1st Birthday [design you trust]
· Rocking Speeder Bike [Instructables]