Buying a house is cool, but you know what's cooler? Buying
a million houses an "Old West Town" in Chisholm, Texas that is "set up for all kinds of parties" for a pretty darn reasonable-sounding price of $399,500 (or, three pans of gold). The town includes a saloon, cowboy hotel (presumably like a regular hotel, but cowboys stay there), banquet hall, chuck house, and gardens. You'll have to stock it with a cast of Old West characters, though, like an ornery barkeep, a sad drunk, a card sharp, a loose woman, a corrupted preacher, etc. so that's where the costs end up getting you.
· 100 Chisholm Trail, Cleburne, TX [Estately]