Hating your neighbors must be really frustrating, as nothing but chance has brought you together but now you're stuck with them and there's nothing you can do about it. Unless you're Norwegian man Arne Vigeland, in which case you can hire two workmen to cut your neighbors outbuilding right in half (the really interesting part of this story, untold, is how he got the workers to go along with that) while they're on vacation in Spain. He claimed the outbuilding (referred to as an "outhouse" on this Norwegian news website), "so the law is on my side." In the meantime, though, the law has arrested him for vandalism.
· Norway man sawed neighbour's house in half [The Local NO]