The great thing about this "European style, authentic Castle" in Texas, in addition to the fact that it is a European-style castle in Texas, is that fact that it keeps building on itself as you scroll through the pictures. Okay, you think to yourself after the first few, I think I know what this is. And then you get to the bedrooms with the wall murals. And then the spooky Halloween poker room. And then the formal dining room. And then the enormous pastel ballroom. (Unsurprisingly, this place is used for weddings.) Also, the deeper you get into the photos, the further away you get from anything resembling European, which is perfectly okay.