An unused lot under the Triborough Bridge in Queens, New York is about to get converted into an adult playground, with ping-pong tables, volleyball courts, exercise equipments, and—hold on, wait a minute. Adult playground? That's a thing? There is going to be an actual municipal playground for adults and you have to move to Queens to use it? Why isn't everything an adult playground? We are the adults; we get to decide what is and isn't an adult playground, right? This changes everything.