This is one of those inventions that is brilliant in its simplicity: an outdoor wine glass that doesn't spill, because its end is a spike that you can stick right into the ground. That means no more slugging wine straight out of the bottle on camping trips and picnics, or lowering ourselves to use plastic cups like a bunch of heathens. Or not bringing wine outside at all. No more compromises! We stand in defiance of the natural world that has evolved to spill our wine and make us sad.