Mystery solved. Yesterday, Martha Stewart posted on her Instagram that she was taking a private jet to Ohio to pick up some unspecified "precious cargo." The speculation flew—what do they have in Ohio that they don't have in New York? Amish furniture makers? The RNC? A really nice end table? As it turns out, that was the wrong question to ask. They have puppies in New York, but Martha Stewart wanted these puppies, apparently, and she wanted them in the amount of time that it takes to get somewhere on a private jet.
She named the puppies Cremebrulee and Betenoir, which, to be fair, are very good puppy names.
• Martha Stewart [Instagram]