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Regal Oregon mansion asks $2.5 million

Nothing classes up the joint like a real suit of armor

We say this with all seriousness: we honestly don't understand how people with the available space and means to purchase one do not have a suit of armor in their homes. Consider this:

  1. Suits of armor exist.
  2. You can put them in a hallways.

What more do you need? A suit of armor instantly transforms any boring hallway into a hallway with a suit of armor. If you want to, you can put the suit of armor on and stand very still until somebody walks by and then scare them, but that seems like a whole lot of work, so it's very optional. Just having it is enough.

Also, this house has a whole lot of other fun stuff, including enormous windows, varied ceilings, and that bathtub. It's on the market for $2.5 million.

4061 Livingston Rd, Central Point, OR 97502 [Zillow]