"Pictures an injustice!" claims (brags?) the listing for this four-bedroom home in Spring Hope, North Carolina, which hit the market a few days ago with an asking price of $2.75 million. We’re not sure exactly what the injustice pictured here is, but what is definitely pictured here is a lot of stone, arched windows, and highly intricate chandeliers. Buy this house, the photos seem to say, and spend your days and nights sitting quietly in an uncomfortable chair so as not to disturb anything.
On the flip side, this would be an excellent house to play floor hockey in.
• 648 Tant Rd, Spring Hope, NC 27882 [Zillow]