Curbed: All Posts by Cole PerkinsLove where you live2011-05-06T18:00:00-04:00https://archive.curbed.com/authors/coleperkins6599377/rss2011-05-06T18:00:00-04:002011-05-06T18:00:00-04:00Those Who Have Cetaphobia Won't Want To Live Here
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<p>Yes, above, you see a house in Conifer, Colo. that was <a href="http://www.redfin.com/CO/Conifer/9950-S-Warhawk-Rd-80433/home/34641120">designed</a> to look like a whale. Really. The funniest part? The realtor doesn't even acknowledge that little detail. </p>
<p> While sporting a horrific (and laughable) exterior, this property does have a few positives: it provides <strong>4,049-square-feet</strong>, in which you will find three-bedrooms and 3.5-bathrooms, and 38-acres of almost untouched acreage. And though it's not a great place to live if you suffer from <strong>Cetaphobia</strong>, it is a great choice for people who want to be green, since this home is <strong>solar powered and completely off the grid</strong>. So, what is this creature listed at? Just <strong>$915,000</strong>.</p>
<p> · <a href="http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/05/02/how-the-whale-got-his-view/">How the Whale Got his View</a> [Lovely Listing]<br>· <a href="http://www.redfin.com/CO/Conifer/9950-S-Warhawk-Rd-80433/home/34641120">9950 S WARHAWK Rd</a> [Redfin]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10469254/yes-above-you-see-aCole Perkins2011-05-06T18:00:00-04:002011-05-06T18:00:00-04:00Using Lemon Yellow; Odd Decorating Secret; More!
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<p>· <a href="http://homesoftherich.net/2011/05/britney-spears-former-leased-mansion-in-calabasas-up-for-sale.html">Former home of <strong>Britney Spears</strong> up for sale at $7.999M in Calabasas.</a> [Homes of the Rich]<br>· <a href="http://design-milk.com/brian-schmitt/#more-72553">Stunning collection of <strong>clocks and mobiles</strong> from Brian Schmitt.</a> [Design Milk] <em>(above)</em><br>· <a href="http://freshome.com/2011/05/06/a-creative-design-rising-chair-by-robert-van-embricqs/">The very, very neat <strong>Rising Chair</strong> created by Robert van Embricqs</a> [Freshome]<br>· <a href="http://hookedonhouses.net/2011/05/05/a-well-kept-decorating-secret-for-small-spaces-hide-a-bed/">Decorating secret #5: "<strong>make your bed blend into the walls so the room looks bigger</strong>."</a> [Hooked on Houses]<br>· <a href="http://priceypads.com/30887/bar-go-ranch-28000000/">Breathtaking ranch property set on the <strong>Santa Ynez Valley</strong> in California.</a> [Pricey Pads]<br>· <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516509&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.houzz.com%2Fideabooks%2F399403%2Flist%2FBrighten-Up-With-Lemon-Yellow&referrer=archive.curbed.com&sref=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.curbed.com%2F2011%2F5%2F6%2F10468408%2Fpost-13" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank">How <strong>lemon yellow</strong> adds flavor and style to your room.</a> [Houzz]<br>· <a href="http://sf.curbed.com/archives/2011/05/05/pacific_heights_penthouse_proves_its_lonely_at_the_top.php#pacific-12">Stellar views of <strong>San Francisco Bay</strong> from Pacific Heights apartment.</a> [Curbed San Francisco]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10468408/post-13Cole Perkins2011-05-06T16:30:00-04:002011-05-06T16:30:00-04:00Kitchens
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<p><a href="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/dc/kitchen/colorful-kitchen--145937">Apartment Therapy is taking a look at <strong>colorful kitchens</strong>, and asks the question, "Why do people feel comfortable painting living rooms turquoise and hanging orange wallpaper in the bedroom, but these same people would never use those colors in the kitchen?"</a> So, would you paint your cabinets a <strong>vivid orange</strong>? [Apartment Therapy]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10468628/kitchensCole Perkins2011-05-06T15:45:00-04:002011-05-06T15:45:00-04:00Stating The Obvious: This Foreclosure Isn't Move-In-Ready
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<p>This Phoenix foreclosure was, sadly, <strong>ruined by graffiti</strong>. Ugly House Photos "paints" (my attempt at a joke) a good portrait of the <a href="http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress/?p=18088">situation</a>: "Graffiti scares away real buyers. Then you're left with cash investors paying below market price. This then lowers the price for the neighborhood. Thanks for nothing. Hope it was worth it." Anyone in the area looking for a <strong>big</strong> project?</p>
<p> · <a href="http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress/?p=18088">Tagged, Unfortunately</a> [Ugly House Photos]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10469370/foreclosure-wasnt-painted-by-a-professionalCole Perkins2011-05-06T14:15:00-04:002011-05-06T14:15:00-04:00Big Renovations
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<p><a href="http://freshome.com/2011/05/05/mixture-of-old-victorian-elements-and-contemporary-design-kooyong-house/">If you can believe it, this house, dubbed the <strong>Kooyong House</strong>, was <strong>originally created as a Victorian</strong>.</a> The renovation actually kept many of the period details intact, yet at the same time added loads of contemporary elements throughout. [Freshome]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10468630/big-renovationsCole Perkins2011-05-06T13:30:00-04:002011-05-06T13:30:00-04:00Good Deals On Oceanfront Properties Near NYC
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<p><em>In this new weeklong series, Curbed National editor Sarah Firshein tosses guest editor Cole Perkins, the force behind luxury real estate blog </em><a href="http://lavish-property.com/"><em>Lavish Property,</em></a><em> one question a day. Can a 13-year-old provide sound, sane, and salient advice about the ins and outs of real estate and design? Let's find out!</em></p>
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<p> <strong>"Hey Cole, can you recommend any good deals on waterfront properties in vacation/summer towns close to NYC? I'm sick of renting—we're looking for an investment piece that won't break the bank, one that we can use for years to come."</strong></p>
<p> Though I am not sure exactly what your definition of "affordable" is, I think we can all agree that <strong>the Hamptons are not cheap</strong>--especially when it comes to homes right on the water. So, to find a good deal, you'll have to check out other towns on Long Island. While scouring for properties, I did come across <a href="http://www.annettcellis.com/details.asp?ml_num=2339227">this</a> townhouse in Atlantic Beach. The home, complete with <strong>three-bedrooms and three-bathrooms</strong>, is situated in <strong>Pebble Cove</strong>, a gated, oceanfront community with a pool and pool house. And at just <strong>$1.3M</strong>, this place is definitely priced well for beachfront living, even though the interiors do need a little work to bring them up to the "luxurious" standards you desire.</p>
<p> · <a href="http://www.annettcellis.com/details.asp?ml_num=2339227">1639 Ocean Blvd Atlantic Beach, NY 11509</a> [Realtor.com]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10468594/hey-cole-can-you-recommendCole Perkins2011-05-06T12:45:00-04:002011-05-06T12:45:00-04:00Grand European-Style Castle Amidst The Berkshires
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<p>Today, <em>The Wall Street Journal</em> <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703849204576303212428635404--LESS.html">features</a> the remarkable Searles Castle in the Berkshires as their House of the Day. Created with a French Chateau in mind, this McKim, Mead & White project took three years to complete, and is still stands magnificent about 120-years later. The estate is situated on 64 lush acres that include 1,000-feet of waterfront, beautiful gardens, a barn, a tennis court, and a basketball court. Inside, you'll enjoy the home's meticulous details and overall "grand" feel. But what is really impressive about the place is its size: <strong>40,000-square-feet in 40-rooms</strong>. So, how much will it cost to live like a king? Well, <strong>$12.5M</strong>, which, actually, isn't a bad price considering all of the features.</p>
<p> · <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703849204576303212428635404--LESS.html">Castle in the Berkshires</a> [The Wall Street Journal]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10468410/today-the-wall-street-journal-1Cole Perkins2011-05-06T12:00:00-04:002011-05-06T12:00:00-04:00The Klippan Loveseat; Skruvsta Swivel Chair From Ikea
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<div><p><em>This week on Curbed, I will visit one chain furnishings store a day and choose $500 worth of items. Though I am no design expert, most people do say I have great taste?</em><br></p></div>
<p> Though this couch may be <strong>a little vivid for my taste</strong>, I do love color. Every room needs color, and <strong>the Klippan loveseat</strong> <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516509&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikea.com%2Fus%2Fen%2Fcatalog%2Fproducts%2FS19889381&referrer=archive.curbed.com&sref=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.curbed.com%2F2011%2F5%2F6%2F10469384%2Fthough-this-loveseat-may-be" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank">from</a> Ikea definitely provides that, what with large white polka-dots randomly placed over a bright red fabric. Price? Actually, very affordable: just <strong>$229</strong>.</p>
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<p> Also priced very well is Ikea's <strong>Skruvsta swivel chair</strong>, <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516509&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikea.com%2Fus%2Fen%2Fcatalog%2Fproducts%2F10074590&referrer=archive.curbed.com&sref=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.curbed.com%2F2011%2F5%2F6%2F10469384%2Fthough-this-loveseat-may-be" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank">at</a> <strong>$149</strong>. The chair is quite simplistic, not taking up to much "visual space." And because this piece complements the Klippan loveseat perfectly, you can have great seating in your living room for under $400!</p>
<p> · <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516509&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikea.com%2Fus%2Fen%2Fcatalog%2Fproducts%2FS19889381&referrer=archive.curbed.com&sref=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.curbed.com%2F2011%2F5%2F6%2F10469384%2Fthough-this-loveseat-may-be" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank">KLIPPAN Loveseat</a> [Ikea]<br>· <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516509&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikea.com%2Fus%2Fen%2Fcatalog%2Fproducts%2F10074590&referrer=archive.curbed.com&sref=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.curbed.com%2F2011%2F5%2F6%2F10469384%2Fthough-this-loveseat-may-be" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank">SKRUVSTA Swivel chair</a> [Ikea]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10469384/though-this-loveseat-may-beCole Perkins2011-05-06T11:15:00-04:002011-05-06T11:15:00-04:00Quaint Cottage Will Entice You Into Buying An Old House
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<p><em>In this series, I will showcase a spectacular room or outdoor area each day, and give you five reasons why I love it.</em></p>
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<span class="credit">Photos via <a href="http://www.windermere.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=listing.listingDetailUpdated&listingID=129912851&paginate=true">Windermere</a></span><p> 1: Well, today, it's actually "Photo<strong>s</strong> I Like." I couldn't just pick one room of this house, I love it all. Why? Becuase it feels very cozy and comfortable. This is definitely a place that I could totally "veg out" and relax in.</p>
<p> 2: Though thoroughly renovated with high-end appointments, the Craftsman-style abode still offers <strong>old-world charm and original details throughout</strong>.</p>
<p> 3: The home has a neutral color scheme. Like Curbed Seattle editor Kelly points out, neutral colors are in right now. I just adore the clean and fresh look it has, and could truly picture myself living here.</p>
<p> 4: They didn't forget the facade. Many older properties have great interiors, but their exteriors are left unkept. The owner of this jewel fixed up the front yard and facade beautifully.</p>
<p> 5: This home offers sweeping water views, which is a must have (for me, at least).</p>
<p> · <a href="http://seattle.curbed.com/archives/2011/04/stay-totally-neutral-on-beacon-hill-for-750k.php#s-massachusetts-street-1">Stay Totally Neutral in Mt. Baker For $750k</a> [Curbed Seattle]<br>· <a href="http://www.windermere.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=listing.listingDetailUpdated&listingID=129912851&paginate=true">Mt Baker View Home</a> [Windermere]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10469516/quaint-cottage-will-entice-you-into-buying-an-old-houseCole Perkins2011-05-06T10:40:00-04:002011-05-06T10:40:00-04:00Best Places To Live
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<p><a href="http://www.zillow.com/blog/2011-05-05/zillow-names-10-best-places-for-single-moms-to-live/">Zillow's right: <b>single moms do have it pretty tough</b>.</a> So, which cities in our country make life easier for them? Zillow has created a list of the <b>10 best places for single moms to live</b>, considering affordability, crime rates, and many other factors. [Zillow Blog]</p>
https://archive.curbed.com/2011/5/6/10468394/best-places-to-liveCole Perkins