It’s Elvira-meets-Dr. Seuss in this dark and whimsical Upper East Side condo, now on the market for $6.9M. Leather-padded walls, anyone?
Soon, everything we own will be hovering a few inches from its magnetic dock.
So are bedsheets made out of silver. It’s a big week for ridiculous sheets.
Yup, this all seems about right.
Just reading this profile will put hair on your chest.
A classic of the Over The Top Texas Mansion school of architecture and design.
This is one cold, cold house.
How many nuclear bunkers could accurately be described as fun?
How do I put it out? And what if it melts all these marshmallows I have sitting around?
Guys, what’s going on? Don’t you want to pay $97,000 for a one-week hotel stay?
Survive the apocalypse in style.
Finally, a picture frame that allows you to control time.
It’s a mistake that anyone could make, if they’d just watched The Ladies Man.
If this is a joke, it’s an extremely dry one.
For the modern non-wizard...maybe not quite as much.
This property is incredible.
But, actual surprise: it’s not impossible.
It's a classic case of architect-turned-into-diamond-family-dispute.
Have you ever felt like torturing some emojis?
Just a totally hypothetical question about a specific type of blood stain.
This is apparently a thing that people really want.
People have apparently been waiting for the invention of a very small box.
To say that this place is gilded is putting it lightly.
Ikea, allow Kånjë to create!