Naturally, we begin with the iconic retail chain where Yankee Swap gifts come in all shapes and sizes, the Christmas Tree Shops. Pictured, a $10 Dog Training Tester "that challenges both physical and mental abilities." We're assuming they're referring to Fido's abilities, but who can know.

According to recent research*, if a minimum of 22% of Yankee Swap participants are native Massholes, there will be at least one item of DD swag in the mix. Should your nearest location** not have what you're looking for (or the one down the block, or the one around the corner, or the one up the street...), there's also an online store with snow globe ornaments and "Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Starbucks" gear aplenty.
*that we made up
**we chose the listed location, out of a gazillion options, at random

$20 for a sign "to showcase your affection towards all things Quahog!" Bonus, it's locally made by On Cape Time.

No Yankee Swap is complete without something for the apocalypse and/or sharknado. Mass Bay Co. offers a range of survivalist-worthy gifts, including plenty of prepper-friendly gadgets and gear for under $20. To stay on the safe side, literally and figuratively, stick with a compass or canteen.

Sure, you could go for the chocolate Santa, but the $7 Chocolate Dentures are slightly more universal.

Here's an adorable shop for those who can't handle the, umm, florescent lighting in the chain options. The Brewster Store has plenty of cute gifts, including these swap-worthy Cape Cod Cookie Cutters. [Warning: the web site plays music]

Snow's sells just about everything under the sun, including this $15 lobster trap & buoy salt and pepper set by Cape Shore.

You could walk into this PTown landmark blindfolded and no matter what you picked up (or knocked over), it would be worthy of a Yankee Swap. The place is filled with a nautical, military, retro, eclectic bazaar of vintage Soviet-era gas masks, discontinued American Airlines flatware, buoys, and more!